it’s illegal for Anish Kapoor to look at this fish
You are not allowed to look at this fish on behalf of Anish Kapoor
by looking at this fish you certify that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are not an associate of Anish Kapoor, and you are not planning to describe this fish later to Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.
I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
Bitsy saw my dad for the first time in over a year 😭❤️
I’m having an issue with tumblr’s media player (this video is 43 seconds and took about a half hour to upload). I’m going to try to post a video a day on my tiktok and I shot some great Bitsy footage today if you’re interested in learning more about her! I also post about fashion, my horses and donkeys, American Sign Language (I’m Deaf!) and comedy.
(The other nice thing is that my tik tok is monetized. It’s not a ton of money but as a public speaker and stand up comic covid has been devastating for me and it’s been helping to pay for dog food and vet bills.)
I love you guys so much, and I’m so grateful for all of the love and support I get from you weirdos on tumblr! ❤️❤️❤️
One of the things I actually really like about Dragon Age is that not all the companions/romances are young, spunky 20 year olds who never age. A lot of them are older and it’s nice. Anders didn’t join the grey wardens until he was about 30 (give or take a few years) and he can’t be romanced until act 2 when he’s 34. Nathaniel doesn’t become a warden until he’s 30-31 either. Cassandra is 36-37 and Varric is 40 in inquisition. Cullen has most of his younger years stolen by trauma, unhealthy coping mechanisms, and things that he’ll regret later; it isn’t until he’s 30 that he starts making real progress to redeem and improve himself.
Being younger right now really sucks because a lot of the time it feels like your losing your youth and the best years of your life. So it’s nice to think that those best years will happen later. It’s NICE to see people without any close friends finding their found family in their 30s and 40s. It’s NICE to see people become accomplished and discover their talents and passions later in life. It’s NICE to see older characters have just as much development as younger ones.
Everyone says who you first marry in skyrim says a lot about you but i married that homeless guy in windhelm the Once Honored guy w the bald ass head bcs I read that unless u do he dies in the civil war and so i married him thinking i could divorce him on friendly terms and help him get back on his feet but you cant get divorced i learned too late and he keeps asking my DB for a gold coin every day despite living in her house and yelled at meeko and then i met serana and fell in love thinking i could marry her if I got old baldy out of the picture bcs he never even changed out of his raggedy ass robes anyway so lure him into the small room in lakeview manor and close the doors so the kids dont see and one hit mercy kill him but the kids hear anyway and start screaming and the bard hears too and attacks me and I have to kill the bard and the kids are still screaming. but every time i come back the bodies wont despawn so theres just my dead homeless husband and bard in the house making the kids cower in the corner so i cast reanimate and try to walk my husband outside but that just makes things worse bcs hes making those zombie moans and as SOON as i load outside the door he turns into a giant ass zombie ash pile and goes “thank….. you….” so the rest of the game I just had my dead bald husbands goo ashes right on the front steps of my home and Seranas not even marriable
